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Episode 82: Chanterelle In Hella Mints (Central Intelligence)

He made a movie called Dead in Tombstone and his latest movie coming out is called Dead Again in Tombstone

This week the guys saw a movie in the most comfortable seats they’ve ever sat in at a theater. That’s all you need to know.

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The Mutant Mummy Returns

The Mutant Mummy Returns
or
Welcome to Some Decade
or
‘Now We Know the Third One Is Always the Worst’ Is an Actual Line Spoken In this Film

a kindly review of X-Men: Apocalypse
by David Clemmer

In ancient Egypt, there was a vastly powerful man. At the height of his glory, in the middle of Some Magical Shit or Something™, he was betrayed and contained for centuries until awoken in the more-or-less modern age. Two hours of bad screenwriting and CGI later were wished back by thousands, and that wish was denied by a cold and empty cosmos.

my manOnly, you know, blue.

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Episode 51: Gyoza And Popchips (Yakuza Apocalypse)

…a passionate, emotional, turd that we’re going to drop in about two years.

This week the guys go take on an acid trip in Japan with Takashi Miike’s kooky crazy Yakuza Apocalypse. Before that they dig into the latest news, including:

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Episode 44: Enemeat Loaf (Enemy)

What better to fight a helicopter with than a helicopter’s gun?

Channing Tatum is a stupid piece of shit who is going to get walked all over by the best leading man of the last decade who can flex out of a cast, only has to be in 20 minutes of a two and half hour movie and still be the best part of it!

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Episode 39: Dipman Layers 47 (Hitman: Agent 47)

So The Rock rips an animatronic hippo in half I’m guessing?

No Robbie this week! How will Jason keep the couch upright with so much weight on one side of the couch?! Oh thank god he found a replacement fat man at Carl’s Jr. Eric “The Burger” Dishman balances out the girth and the couch stays upright yet again!

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Episode 31: Apple-Cran Andreas (San Andreas)

“You can pour melted ice cream on top of ice cream. It’s like a sauce!”

This week the guys wa…. ughhh fuck it it’s too goddamn hot in here! The guys watched San Andreas…

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Episode 30: Hungry Like A Wolf Cop (Wolf Cop)

Look in a fuckin D&D book man, a brownie is like a fuckin faerie man

To celebrate our big 30, we crammed another exciting man into the studio today. Our good friend, and professional actor, Gavin Douglas joins us to talk wolf dicks, death scenes, and fantasy racial slurs!

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