Must Go Faster
Avengers 3: Blast From the Past
a kindly review of Jurassic World
by David Clemmer
I’ll explain that tertiary title in a bit. It’s a little spoilery.
I say, ‘a little spoilery’ because by 2015 most moviegoers know what to expect from a Jurassic Park movie (even if they don’t watch the standard of over-expository trailers). You know that there are going to be five things: dinosaurs behaving as expected by eating goats and being animals, the management of whatever mission the characters on behaving as expected by having secret agendas and being animals, dino-fights, chase sequences, and John Williams behaving as expected and being an animal.
I’m not sure what happened at the end of that paragraph either. It’s okay. Just buckle your seatbelt, sit back, and take in the sights. (Oh god, you’re thinking, he’s doing a thing.)
(Please stop. No.)
…to Jurassic World.
(You had to, didn’t you.)