The Mutant Mummy Returns
Welcome to Some Decade
‘Now We Know the Third One Is Always the Worst’ Is an Actual Line Spoken In this Film
a kindly review of X-Men: Apocalypse
by David Clemmer
In ancient Egypt, there was a vastly powerful man. At the height of his glory, in the middle of Some Magical Shit or Something™, he was betrayed and contained for centuries until awoken in the more-or-less modern age. Two hours of bad screenwriting and CGI later were wished back by thousands, and that wish was denied by a cold and empty cosmos.
Only, you know, blue.