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Only the most incredible parts are true
This week the guys play a solid round of the movie tagline game, talk about Michael Bay trying to have a grown up conversation in 13 Hours, and talk about some juicy news bits including:
- How The Rock is taking over the world
- Gareth Evans’ (director of The Raid) sweet little samurai short film (video below)
- The Suicide Squad official first trailer (video below)
I’d bear-jam on some brie right now!
Welcome to The Waffler, home of the Magnificent 7! Seven waffles stacked on top of 7 pieces of bacon! Get it before it topples an The Waffler! Wafflin’ into your stuttering heart since ’98!
- encircle (a person or part of the body) with a belt or band.“a young man was to be girded with the belt of knighthood”
This week the guys get their thetans measured by calling a scientology hotline, teach the listeners how to unclog a toilet, and get into an epic Razor scooter trick contest!
The more you eat the bigger dick you’ll have
Sweep your crumbs! The Ant Man cometh! The guys get into some serious science in this episode like the genealogical history of Jason’s ‘latin fire’ and the relationship between body fat and dick fat. Also there’s some sweet trailers and stuff.
He’s buying so many boats, and I’m so happy that he has all those boats
This week is all about comic con! Join the guys as they break down all the big movie announcements and trailers from this years comic con. They also get seriously into Stallone and his glasses in this weeks movie, Assassins.
“You can pour melted ice cream on top of ice cream. It’s like a sauce!”
This week the guys wa…. ughhh fuck it it’s too goddamn hot in here! The guys watched San Andreas…
Look in a fuckin D&D book man, a brownie is like a fuckin faerie man
To celebrate our big 30, we crammed another exciting man into the studio today. Our good friend, and professional actor, Gavin Douglas joins us to talk wolf dicks, death scenes, and fantasy racial slurs!
Hoping to gain fame, money, a place in history, and an opportunity to put a 400lb guy like me on the cultural map… and chicken would be nice.
Last week the guys found out that they can record in a fully functioning sauna and it turns out they like it so much that they’re doing it again! Tune in for more gay superzeroes, a lively conversation about Jurassic World and lots, and lots of sweat talk!
Get out of my Star Wars Town, you dirty hairy Wookwok
This week, the guys get Star Wars racist, connect with a Phat super hero, and get their hearts broken by JCVD.