Monthly Archives: August 2016

Total Protonic Reversal

Total Protonic Reversal
or
Bustin’
or
Never Read the Comments

a kindly review of Ghostbusters (2016)
by David Clemmer

Introductory paragraph! Acknowledgement of the intense negative backlash! Mention of the source material! Years! Directors! Writers! Stars, former and current!

Look, you know all this. You know that some of the world’s biggest assholes have been stretching open their existential orifices and pouring their existential waste all over this movie. I don’t need to go into it. Either you’re reading this and you are a decent human and are like, ‘Just talk about the movie’s merits and pitfalls; fuck,’ or you’re an idiot trash person and are like, ‘Brog! Ooga! Ook! Movie bad! [experimental raspberry] [suddenly fascinated raspberry] [giggle while touching own tongue] [more experimental raspberries] [angry, functional masturbation] It trilby! Not fedora! Ug! Og!’

[As if an echo from the past…] ‘Just talk about the movie’s merits and pitfalls; fuck.’

Sorry. Let’s talk about this legitimately funny but forgettable, functionally hampered movie, and make reasonable comparisons and stuff.

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Episode 91: Calzone Too (Killzone 2/Jean-Claude Van Johnson)

The Rock is a money whore

Talk about a double whammy-ham slammie of an episode this week. The guys review Killzone 2 AND the new Amazon Prime JCVD comedy, Jean Claude Van Johnson.

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Episode 90: Hell or High Cholesterol (Hell or High Water)

Love is a dung hill and you’re just a piece of turd

Whats this? Did the guys watch an actually good movie this week? MAYBE. Did they talk about more stupid super heroes? ABSOLUTELY.

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Episode 89 Stu Inside Rod (Suicide Squad/ Star Trek Beyond):

Never eat at local boat restaurants

This week the guys give you a double ham, slam, pod, jam….or whatever. Star Trek Beyond and Suicide Squad are both getting reviews. Check it out or be square….or whatever.

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