Monthly Archives: June 2016

Episode 82: Chanterelle In Hella Mints (Central Intelligence)

He made a movie called Dead in Tombstone and his latest movie coming out is called Dead Again in Tombstone

This week the guys saw a movie in the most comfortable seats they’ve ever sat in at a theater. That’s all you need to know.

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The Mutant Mummy Returns

The Mutant Mummy Returns
or
Welcome to Some Decade
or
‘Now We Know the Third One Is Always the Worst’ Is an Actual Line Spoken In this Film

a kindly review of X-Men: Apocalypse
by David Clemmer

In ancient Egypt, there was a vastly powerful man. At the height of his glory, in the middle of Some Magical Shit or Something™, he was betrayed and contained for centuries until awoken in the more-or-less modern age. Two hours of bad screenwriting and CGI later were wished back by thousands, and that wish was denied by a cold and empty cosmos.

my manOnly, you know, blue.

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