Monthly Archives: October 2015

Episode 48: The Vast Sandwich Hunter (The Last Witch Hunter)

If you’re talking about the food more than you’re talking about the movie… you might be a fat guy!

GOUDA BACON LARDON DIESEL THICK FRUIT FLY MAGIC

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Episode 47: Kung Pow Filler (Kung Fu Killer)

BOOM here come the boys with the sauuuuuu

This week the guys enter the murky waters of what is makes good cheeese vs what makes bad cheese. Also THIS FRUIT FLY IS STILL DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! GAAAHAkhjbaFIUGF;ohuyi8werfgwR;EGHOUFqw;dekfhjlouQ;EFKLJH….

I think I got him.

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Episode 46: The Portion (The Martian)

Ride your moose into town and tell us you’re sorry every two weeks and we’re squarezies.

This week the guys drink strangely strong beer and learn about Randy Quaid going insane, Canada’s legal system, and the results of man vs. Mars. And Matt Damon. And science.

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Episode 45: Sicaridough (Sicario)

“Tommy do you want some more lasagna?”

“BITCH It’s Captain Tom!”

SIACRIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also the guys drink shitty homemade mead and Jason talks about ripping a hole in his butt cheek.

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Episode 44: Enemeat Loaf (Enemy)

What better to fight a helicopter with than a helicopter’s gun?

Channing Tatum is a stupid piece of shit who is going to get walked all over by the best leading man of the last decade who can flex out of a cast, only has to be in 20 minutes of a two and half hour movie and still be the best part of it!

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