Monthly Archives: August 2015

Episode 39: Dipman Layers 47 (Hitman: Agent 47)

So The Rock rips an animatronic hippo in half I’m guessing?

No Robbie this week! How will Jason keep the couch upright with so much weight on one side of the couch?! Oh thank god he found a replacement fat man at Carl’s Jr. Eric “The Burger” Dishman balances out the girth and the couch stays upright yet again!

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Epoisode 38: The Men from B.U.R.G.E.R. (The Men From U.N.C.L.E.)

I’d bear-jam on some brie right now!

Welcome to The Waffler, home of the Magnificent 7! Seven waffles stacked on top of 7 pieces of bacon! Get it before it topples an The Waffler! Wafflin’ into your stuttering heart since ’98!

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Not a Nasty, Dirty, Wet Hole

Not a Nasty, Dirty, Wet Hole
or
Nor a Dry, Bare, Sandy Hole
or
A Hobbit-Hole, and That Means Comfort

a kindly review of There and Back Again: David Killstein’s fan edit of The Hobbit
by David Clemmer

In a hole in the ground, there lived a movie trilogy. It was a cumbersome, maladroit, swollen trilogy that blundered through its source and supplemental material like a warped creature that will starve to death unless it is fed giant leafy mountains of hundred-dollar bills. Like, it sucked ass and stuff.

One day, as the trilogy sat bloating on its front porch, it was approached and good morninged by a wizard named David Killstein, thereafter taken for a journey that would change the trilogy forever. It packed its stupid bags and put on its stupid coat and trudged its stupid feet down the path—not knowing whether it went toward its betterment, or its peril.

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Episode 36: Mission Im-Pasta-Bowl: Ragu Nation (Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation)

The tagline for Cliffhanger could have been “FUCK YOU” and everyone would have watched it anyway.

*DING DING DING DING* You know what that means- here comes the ice cream men! Emissaries to his liege lord Sir Fudge. Bow down to his mouth watering presence and take in his message!

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