Monthly Archives: July 2015

Episode 35: Crankle Cut Fries (Crank)

gird1
ɡərd/
verb
  1. encircle (a person or part of the body) with a belt or band.
    “a young man was to be girded with the belt of knighthood”

This week the guys get their thetans measured by calling a scientology hotline, teach the listeners how to unclog a toilet, and get into an epic Razor scooter trick contest!

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Episode 34: Ant Mayonnaise (Ant Man)

The more you eat the bigger dick you’ll have

Sweep your crumbs! The Ant Man cometh! The guys get into some serious science in this episode like the genealogical history of Jason’s ‘latin fire’ and the relationship between body fat and dick fat. Also there’s some sweet trailers and stuff.

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Hi, I’m Scott

Hi, I’m Scott
or
Don’t Tell Cap About This
or
I Almost Wrote This Review In Tiny Font, but I Didn’t; You’re Welcome

a kindly review of Ant-Man
by David Clemmer

The Marvel Cinematic Universe might just be one of my favorite things right now. What it’s bringing to the filmic potluck in product, monument, and ethos is so cool on my audience-member end of things that I wait with nary a shred of skepticism and ennui for the next installment. Even Dr. Strange and Inhumans and Tina Fey’s Squirrel Girl starring Chloë Grace Moretz

If even one of you readers immediately opened a new tab to google ‘mcu squirrel girl,’ I’ll die happy.

This excitement was applicable to Ant-Man from the moment that tiny trailer came out, and hearing that Paul Rudd was going to be riding ants, getting coached by Michael Douglas’s Hank Pym, shot at by Corey Stoll (a.k.a. the drunk senator from House of Cards, a.k.a. the drunk Ernest Hemingway [is that redundant?] from Midnight In Paris), and punched in the mouth by Evangeline ‘Resting Do-I-Smell-Farts Face’ Lilly. And yes, my excitement waned when Peyton ‘Who?’ Reed stepped in for Edgar Wright, and when I looked Peyton Reed up and went, ‘…oh.’ But it didn’t wane by much. And rightly so. Wrightly so?  No. Don’t chuckle at that. I said stop it.

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Episode 33: Fat-assins (Assassins)

He’s buying so many boats, and I’m so happy that he has all those boats

This week is all about comic con! Join the guys as they break down all the big movie announcements and trailers from this years comic con. They also get seriously into Stallone and his glasses in this weeks movie, Assassins.

 

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Episode 32: Terminator Guinesses (Terminator Genisys)

You’ve never noticed because you’ve never eaten just beans

This week the guys welcome back their good friend Bishop to talk about an onslaught of trailers, the let down of Terminator Genisys, and food… but mostly food.
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Episode 31: Apple-Cran Andreas (San Andreas)

“You can pour melted ice cream on top of ice cream. It’s like a sauce!”

This week the guys wa…. ughhh fuck it it’s too goddamn hot in here! The guys watched San Andreas…

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