Monthly Archives: January 2015

Episode 9: Hard Boiled Eggs (Hard Boiled)

Forward lunge double fist punch and/or crushing the aged T-800’s face, with both its knuckles pile-driving into the real Arnold Schwarzenegger’s metal skull

This week the guys attempt to answer some questions that have plagued humanity since the dawn of man. Questions like: What is a millennial? Are we man babies? And, how much Chinese swag can fit in a single movie?

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Episode 7: Bloat Away (Blown Away)

Tommy Lee Jonesinville Brats

Listen to Jason being Blown Away by the realization that not all movies you loved as a child hold up as an adult, the guys take a “great,” user created movie quiz, and a whole bunch of bad Irish accents.

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Episode 6: Downton Flabby (The Guest)

Can you make the napkin wet for me?

Jason whines about customer service, Robbie mispronounces Indonesian movie star names and the guys both gush about Dan Stevens violent performance in The Guest.

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Episode 5: Looking Backfat (The Equalizer)

I can’t tell if it’s shit if I haven’t smelled it

John Cusack gets period, Denzel gets bloody, and the guys duke it out over the best action movies of 2014.

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